Things you don’t need to know but will know anyway.

hey dudes.

i’m lauren.

i like eating breakfast.  

i quite like music. you can check out the wonderfully convenient music tab to see what sassy vibes i’m into ~*:･✧ ~~

history is my favorite of all the academic subjects. i’m studying history in college (and art), and it’s the bomb-diggity. 

the only dance move i know is the bernie.

my most vivid memory as a child was sitting on a bee and being stung in the butt. 

my favorite hobby is playing tonsil hockey with my boyfriend.